While batting, I was having trouble making contact with the ball. The timing was difficult to figure out. There are all these gauges and symbols on the screen that I didn't understand, so the conversation went something like this:
Me: Is there something I can look at on the screen that shows me when I should swing the bat?
Joe: No....well, actually, yes. THE BALL.
Me: Ha-ha. I meant a gauge or something.
Joe: Ha-ha. Yes, I knew what you meant.