User Instructions (Child in Training)

I got this in my e-mail today, from some child I know:

Your friend Joseph has sent you an email about StarWarsShop.com.

*Comment:
I want at least a $30.00 gift certificate for Christmas. Oh and I want it from starwarsshop.com. Just go to Starwars.com and click on the top bar there is a shop button click on that. Then there will be a side bar scroll down on the mouse until you see a button that will say gift certificates click on it. Then select $30.00 or more. For the name select Obi-wan Kenobi. May the force be with you, Obi-wan Kejoebi

I suspect Obi-wan Kejoebi is related to Obi-wan Kenobi, and I'm very happy to have received such detailed instructions for how to accomplish the specific task (of $30.00 or more).